The Quartering Jeremy Hambly's Brain Hurts
The obese livestreamer admitted in a tweet that reading is difficult.
In a tweet the morning of Tuesday, June 16, Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, proprietor of the foundering media enterprise TheQuartering and sinking-ship coffee company Coffee Brand Coffee, admitted that he’s fat and stupid and his brain hurts.
The tweet in question said:
“Going through these charging documents on the UFC terrorists is hurting my brain, it’s like someone who enjoys BOTH Candace Owens & Hasan Piker, holds both far left and far right opinions, hates jews & capitalism but are also obsessed with epstein. what is this new strain?”
Hambly has admitted that he hasn’t read a book since at least college, if not before that. He has not admitted to being functionally illiterate, which we here at lolcownews.com suspect, which might explain why he stumbles and mispronounces words all the time during his livestreams while reading the news. Alcoholism and Xanax could also be the culprits.
This tweet reveals that not only is reading difficult for Hambly, but he is stupid, as the brain has no pain receptors and thus cannot feel pain.
Additionally, this tweet is yet another example of Hambly’s well-known lack of self-awareness. In struggling through the words on the charging documents, Hambly says he gets the impression that these “UFC terrorists” hold clashing beliefs.
Are you able to apply that same analysis to yourself, Jeremy?
Are you able to see that you are not that much different from these individuals?
How can a man be both broke and rich at the same time?
How can a coffee ad exist and not exist within the same video?
How can a coffee company be both drowning in debt and setting sales records every week?
How can a media company be both under attack and doing as well as it always has?
You, like these “UFC terrorists,” are a man of contradictions. You may as well be reading about yourself.
This “new strain” is, in fact, you, bish.