Karmelo Anthony is The Quartering Jeremy Hambly's New Brie Larson
Sources close to Jeremy Hambly speculate the failing coffee entrepreneur thinks Anthony is dreamy and handsome
Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, best known for his failing media outfit TheQuartering and also his failing coffee company, Coffee Brand Coffee, is on a tear posting about recently convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony.
As of the morning of June 11, the 15 latest videos on TheQuartering’s YouTube channel were all about Anthony. Prior to these, in the last 12 days, Hambly posted another nine videos all about Anthony.
This is not the first time Hambly has become notably obsessed with an individual embroiled in controversy.
Most famously, Hambly’s channel was, for a time, littered with videos about actress Brie Larson, who starred in the 2019 film “Captain Marvel” and was much-despised by right-wing commentators - most of whom are more entertaining and charismatic than the obese Hambly.
Comments made by Larson in the lead-up to “Captain Marvel’s” release enraged belligerents in the so-called “culture war,” creating an environment that was ripe for outrage content.
Hambly jumped on the opportunity and amassed hundreds of millions of views criticizing Larson. In total, Hambly made more than 270 videos all centering on Larson.
To his credit, Hambly thanked Larson for his success by adorning the walls of a shed on his Wisconsin property with posters of Larson as Captain Marvel and can be seen kissing his fingers and planting the kiss on the forehead of the two-dimensional Larson.
Sources close to TheQuartering say the sudden obsession with Anthony has been quick, all-consuming, but not unforeseeable. Like his previous obsession with Larson, they speculate the obsession with Anthony has been fueled by attraction.
“He used to be attracted to women,” said one source who spoke to lolcownews.com on condition of anonymity. “But he talks a lot about ‘cucking,’ and I think that has kind of changed his tastes.”
‘Cucking’ is a term, used in this context, to describe a person who likes to watch their significant other get fucked by other guys.
When asked whether Anthony being black played any role in Hambly’s supposed attraction to the convicted murderer, the source said they were not sure. Additionally, it’s unknown whether any of the men who may or may not have fucked Hambly’s wife have been black. Considering black people make up roughly 7 percent of the Wisconsin population, it’s more than likely the majority of the theoretical liaisons would be white.
“There’s just something about Karmelo - Jeremy calls him ‘my Melo’ in private - there’s just something about Melo that really gets Jeremy going,” said the source.
Whether Hambly will be able to milk as much content out of Anthony as he did from Larson remains to be seen.


