The Quartering Jeremy Hambly's Sudden Shorts Shortage Prompts Concerns
Why is the content thief Jeremy Hambly not posting as much on YouTube Shorts?
The internet is growing concerned for failing livestreamer Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, known for TheQuartering and his failing Coffee Brand Coffee company.
Recent reports suggest that the obese right-wing grifter’s YouTube Shorts output has drastically declined as of late.
On June 9, Hambly posted three Shorts:
The first video on that day was a clip of a volcano filling with lava. At the beginning of the video, Hambly addresses the viewer, saying, “This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, check this out,” before cutting to the clip and letting it play.
The second video on that day involved a clip of a woman crying after she had crashed her car through a building. Jeremy introduces the clip by asking, “Is it wrong that I enjoyed every minute of this woman’s crashout? Check this out.”
The third and final video of June 9 used a clip filmed by an individual going around her office as she filmed her co-workers’ responses to the question, “How do you like your job?” However, what apparently tickled Hambly pink about this video was that the woman filming applied a live filter to her camera, which distorted her co-workers’ faces to appear as though they were sneering in disgust as they answered the question with variations of, “I like my job.”
Hambly introduced the video by saying, “I’m not convinced she actually likes her job. What do you think? Check this out.”
On June 10, Hambly posted a video using a clip of a man arguing with an insurance adjuster about a claim. Hambly introduces the video by saying, “Insurance companies are beyond corrupt, and this proves it. Check this out.”
On June 11, Hambly posted a video using a clip of a woman addressing an audience and telling a long-winded joke about the differences between men and women, which ends with the punchline, “Women are impossible to please.”
Jeremy introduced the video by saying, “This might be the best explanation between men and women I’ve ever come across. Check this out.”
(Side note: “Best explanation between men and women,” Jeremy? I think you missed a few words there, you inarticulate, illiterate, pill-popping, booze-chugging retard.)
Another video posted June 11 featured a clip about a man and woman on a date arguing about who would pay for the dinner. The man says he will not pay if she will not sleep with him.
Jeremy introduces the clip by saying, “This is modern dating. Yikes! Check this out.”
Concern for Hambly comes from the fact that his YouTube Shorts are relatively straightforward to produce: He browses X and other social media looking for interesting and potentially viral content, to which he then attaches his own inane two-second introductory video, which he films in huge batches (evident from the fact that consecutive Shorts feature Hambly in the same clothing made from window curtains).
He’ll also place his TheQuartering watermark throughout the video, leading to the impression that he is claiming ownership over the content he pulled from social media.
It’s not an overreach to say that Hambly is a filthy, rotten content thief.
So is the sudden lull in Shorts the result of Hambly’s laziness?
Is he sick?
Is he starting to see the futility in using Shorts to try to look like a successful streamer?
Does he finally realize the Shorts viewers are not the long-form content viewers he’s looking for, who will purchase his coffee, give him donations and memberships, and sit through his endless ad reads?
Is Hambly finally LEARNING?
Unlikely, but we’ll keep you updated as this story develops.