Jeremy Hambly of The Quartering is Diseased

The failing livestreamer admitted to having a rash, which he speculates is a symptom of a disease that could lead to amputation of his leg.

Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, founder of the failing media company The Quartering and chief coffee huckster at the failing Coffee Brand Coffee, admitted during a June 17 livestream that he is diseased.

He opened the show by talking about a rash on his leg that was in the shape of a “bull’s eye,” which, according to Hambly, is often associated with tick bites. He also fretted over the possibility of not being able to eat meat, apparently referring to Alpha-gal syndrome, an allergy to mammalian meat, which can be a symptom of tick bites.

Additionally, he said he didn’t think it was “Lyme’s disease,” though he has been feeling very fatigued as of late, which is often seen in patients with Lyme disease, as well as in Xanax addicts and alcoholics.

Hambly said looking at the curiously shaped rash on his leg sends his anxiety spiking, which one true and honest chatter in the Rumble chat tried to help by suggesting Hambly would have to get the leg amputated.

“It will turn you gay, amputate,” said the chatter, to which Hambly laughed and said he would rather have a prosthetic leg than have Lyme disease or not be able to eat meat.

“It could be nothing,” Hambly said after spending the first five minutes of his show worrying that it could, in fact, be something.

Referring to the small red dot in the center of the rash, Hambly said he “dug around in there with a knife, so if there was a tick in there, it’s not anymore.”

Hambly’s initial topic to discuss on the stream was “250,000 young white girls raped by Muslims,” but the stream was cut short when one of Hambly’s dogs apparently had a seizure. We here at lolcownews.com earnestly hope the dog is OK. Morbidly, it’s humorous to hear Hambly calling out for his wife like the impotent man-child he is at the end of the stream.

The Quartering’s suffering is seemingly endless, and we here at lolcownews.com are here to cover it.