Jeremy Hambly of The Quartering Doesn't Have Enough Money to Retire

Hambly admitted his man-child obsession with toys has depleted his wealth, and retirement is a far-flung fantasy now.

During a June 18 livestream, Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, owner of the failing media company The Quartering and the failing coffee company Coffee Brand Coffee, announced he had sold off many of his toy collections in the hopes that someday he’ll be able to retire.

“I’ve really embraced this saying of, ‘Don’t let your possessions possess you,’” Hambly said. “I really realized that was happening.”

That’s why, according to Hambly, he sold off his NES video game collection, his Funko Pop collection, his remote-controlled (RC) car collection, and his full-sized arcade of 40-50 games.

“It was causing me crazy stress every day because I wasn’t using it (these toys),” Hambly said.

According to Hambly, of his 30 RC cars, 25 of them had never been opened.

It’s odd that looking at unopened boxes and other things you bought would cause stress. We here at lolcownews.com believe that it was actually Hambly's upcoming mortgage payment and wondering how he would pay it that was actually causing him stress.

Hambly, who has on multiple occasions referred to himself as a millionaire, said he sold the items on Facebook Marketplace and has had “weirdos” from the platform coming to his property day and night.

Once his arcade was listed on the platform, it was quickly purchased by an individual who came to his property with a semi-truck to remove the arcade games.

Additionally, another person purchased Hambly’s NES collection.

In another instance, Hambly said he sold an old vacuum for $200.

“I just put the money in the bank,” Hambly said. “Now I have the money in the savings account. I don’t miss it at all. I wasn’t connected to it at all.”

Further, Hambly said he was going to bulldoze his RC car track, which cost him $15,000 to build, this weekend.

A chatter in the Rumble chat commented, “Rich person problems?”

“I don’t think so,” Hambly said. “That’s not a rich-person problem. Well, I guess maybe it is.”

Hambly goes on to reiterate at least three more times he’s perfectly at peace with selling off his collections.

“I don’t feel any kind of way about it,” he said.

Hambly said “the last cancel thing (where the internet was outraged that he, a supposed free-speech right-wing content creator, orchestrated the banning of the Kino Casino Clips channel, as well as other content creators’ channels, from YouTube because they were making fun of his wife supposedly getting fucked out by a Jew while Hambly stood in the corner and furiously jerked his limp penis) was like a real thing.”

“I was like, ‘Oh, shit, I don’t have enough money in the bank to retire right now, I should probably just do that,’” said Hambly, 43 and after making millions of dollars over the past decade.

Hambly said his arcade games were previously housed in an outbuilding on his property. If he hadn’t built the outbuilding and instead invested that money in the stock market, “I’d be feeling good.”

Instead, his wife will turn the outbuilding into “an indoor agility course for the dogs in the winter.”

To every Quartering alog platform, we here at lolcownews.com say, “Congratulations, you rattled him. Don’t stop.”

To Hambly, we here at lolcownews.com say, “Congratulations, it sounds like you can afford your $10,000 mortgage this month.”