The Quartering Jeremy Hambly: Leave a Thumbs-Up for No Coffee Ad in This Video

Jeremy Hambly opened his first video of June 11 announcing there would be no ad for his Coffee Brand Coffee company.

Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, also known as TheQuartering, announced in his first video posted on June 11 that the video would have no ad for his failing Coffee Brand Coffee company.

Hambly frequently incorporates ads for the business in his videos, begging his indifferent boomer retard audience to buy his shitty coffee, so the announcement came as a surprise to many, including this reporter.

The announcement was, of course, followed up by an ad for Coffee Brand Coffee.

“I know thousands of you have received your coffee already,” Hambly said as he sloppily and breathlessly clicked over to Coffee Brand Coffee’s Amazon page. “I’m gonna ask you - you don’t have to buy anything!”

(Side note: Thank you for allowing us NOT to buy anything, Jeremy, it was much needed.)

“If you’ve purchased our coffee from Amazon, go back to the page, go to the product you bought,” Hambly went on. “I’m telling you - I’m BEGGING you, it would help me SO much - whatever you bought, you click on it, you scroll down, keep scrolling until the customer reviews, and then you can write a customer review. Including pictures is extra credit.”

What extra credit, Jeremy? Can we use that extra credit to purchase good coffee on Amazon?

This is a frequent tactic used by Hambly, one that might be called Schrödinger’s ad. The comparison of Hambly’s antics to Schrödinger’s cat comes from KinoCasino co-host PPP, who called Hambly “Schrödinger’s beggar.” As Schrödinger’s cat both exists and does not exist simultaneously, Hambly is both a millionaire and broke at the same time.

Likewise, the Coffee Brand Coffee ad in the June 11 video both exists and does not exist.