HOLLER ALERT: Ethan Ralph Rages at Chatter
The RagePig's latest holler was focused on chatter Panhandler. Is this a resurgence of the RagePig or just an instance of a dead cat bouncing?
Fans of Ethan Ralph, host of the illustrious KillStream, are tentatively getting their hopes up that the RagePig of yesteryear is finally making a comeback.
Recent streams have shown Ralph employing his trademark holler, which is typically denoted by a sudden shift in tone and attitude.
As one example, during a June 9 stream, noted alog Panhandler made a comment in Ralph’s chat while Ralph was drearily comparing his ex-fiancé, the schizophrenic Blacked.com superwhore Scarlett Hampton, to Ralph’s sick Mexican dog, Benito.
When the chat from Panhandler came in, Ralph’s mood instantly changed to one of righteous anger, and the holler was heard.
“Hey, fuck you, Panhandler,” Ralph said as the wooden chair he sat upon can be heard scraping along the ground as the RagePig made room to hurl around the Gunt. “Why don’t you call in, cocksucker? Why don’t I send you the link, so I can blow your fucking ass out live on air?”
Ralph seems to be implying he wants to verbally dominate Panhandler in a live discussion, but the words he uses suggest otherwise, perhaps giving credence to rumors that Ralph is a homosexual.
In any case, the RagePig continued:
“‘Cause I don’t like you, motherfucker, and you think you’re hot fucking shit.”
At this point, Ralph’s trademark sunglasses, used to hide the dilation of his pupils caused by excessive alcohol and Xanax consumption, are now off, and even through the black-and-white filter, which Ralph uses to hide his skin imperfections (unsuccessfully), the viewer can see in his pig slits a gleam of the fire inside the RagePig.
“I seen you on all these other fucking shows,” Ralph goes on. “You think you’re hot fucking shit. Why don’t you step up?”
Ralph then takes hold of the microphone in his pig hoof and stands, though he still has to bend over to stay in view of the camera, whereas other more competent streamers might tilt the camera upward so they can stand upright, which is an objectively more imposing stance.
“Why don’t you come on this show right-fucking-now, you pussy fucking FAG?”
It’s unclear whether Ralph meant “pussy-fucking fag,” which would imply that Panhandler is a faggot who likes to fuck pussy, or whether he was calling Panhandler a “pussy, fucking fag.”
However, the interpretation doesn’t really matter. What mattered is that, in that moment, Ralph was building up steam.
“Why don’t you come on the REAL FUCKING ARENA, the REAL FUCKING HOME OF BLOODSPORTS, you pussy FUCK?”
Ralph is now smacking the table to emphasize certain words and increase his intimidation factor - indifferent to, or perhaps unaware of, even after all these years and with multiple people having told him, the fact that he is incapable of being intimidating. He is in fact an impotent RagePig.
“Oh, MLC (Misery Loves Company, another livestream), all this faggot boomer shit!”
It’s important to note here that Ralph is not wrong about MLC, hosted by faggot boomer retard extraordinaire Kevin Brennan. MLC is strictly faggot boomer shit.
“Why don’t you come where BLOOD IS SPILT, MOTHERFUCKER?”
After slinging more repetitive invective that is not worth reprinting, Ralph goes on to say that he “doesn’t know that much about” Panhandler, “but we’re gonna find out a lot more about you very soon, cocksucker.”
Ralph then announces the start of Cruel Summer II, referencing the “Cruel Summer” of 2022, during which Ralph feuded with disgraced right-wing-commentator retard and rumored rapist Elijah Schaffer. Despite what an absolute vile piece of shit Schaffer is, his profile is still much higher than some anonymous chatter like Panhandler. The fact that Ralph is choosing this chatter as his enemy for Cruel Summer II is representative of just how far the RagePig has fallen in terms of relevance in just four years.
Ralph then seems to imply a new website he is helping to start will be a useful tool in finding out more about Panhandler.
“We (the site) are gonna play by KiwiFarms rules,” Ralph said.
KiwiFarms has been the bane of Ralph’s existence for many years, although the forum, which monitors and catalogues the foibles of lolcows from various pockets and crevices of the internet, has been relatively indifferent to the activities of Ethan Ralph for a while now. This new site seems to be his attempt to get back into the online conversation and reclaim the lost attention Ralph so desperately craves.
In any case, the holler was quickly extinguished when another chatter sent in a Powerchat about Ralph’s latest mortal enemy, Nick Rekieta, which was like a bucket of ice water on a candle flame. Yet again, the RagePig retreated into mumbling, leaving the audience in anxious anticipation of when he would turn back up.
We here at lolcownews.com are elated each time we see Ethan Ralph holler, and we hope to see more.