Ethan Ralph Eats Yogurt with Chopsticks
On a June 12 livestream, the RagePig is seen shoveling an unidentified yogurt into his blowhole with chopsticks.
During a June 12 Rumble livestream that was sure to make Ethan Ralph popular and relevant again, stupid whore and Ralph’s ex-fiancé, the shit-eating schizophrenic Scarlett Hampton, ruined everything.
Despite their tumultuous relationship, which has mainly revolved around a supposed sex tape they filmed together, which they have both threatened the other with releasing online in a Mexican standoff on X, Ralph believed Hampton would add a valuable perspective to his show’s panel. Other guests on the panel included father-fucker Grace Thorpe and some black guy nobody’s ever heard of.
The purpose of the panel was not immediately clear. Before Hampton came on, the first topic Ralph asked Thorpe and the black guy to discuss was why black people account for more sex crimes.
Once Hampton got on the show, the topic changed to whether porn should be banned or regulated. Interestingly, Hampton, a pornstar noted for her body of work on
, thinks porn should be banned.
At one point, while trying to change the topic to “18 questions,” Ralph makes the joke, “It’s 18 questions because we don’t wait for 21 around here.”
To this, the black guy, who apparently is not familiar with Ralph, simply says, “Whoa…”
Shortly after this comment by Ralph, Hampton asks if a relationship between a 21-year old and a 52-year old is normal, to which Ralph says no.
Hampton, believing Ralph was making fun of her, then gets offended and goes on to accuse Ralph for the 8,347th time of raping her.
The show rapidly deteriorates. Ralph kicks Hampton off the show, saying he is not going to give her a platform to voice such allegations against him. He then quickly says goodbye to his guests.
Despite this encounter, Hampton comes back on the show about three hours later.
For 10 minutes, an ear-splitting fire alarm is inexplicably going off, which neither Hampton nor Ralph acknowledges.
It’s difficult to say at what point the Xanax took effect, but certainly by the 4-hour 26-minute mark, when Ralph returns from a musical interlude, he’s in the benzo doldrums: As he gets back into frame, there’s a dollop of some creamy substance in his mustache.
Around the 4-hour-30-minute mark, Ralph reveals he’s eating yogurt with chopsticks. It’s also around this time that Hampton’s space on screen is replaced with a flipped duplicate of Ralph’s.
Not much else happens, as is typical of the Killstream, which ends with an unmemorable whimper.
Nevertheless, we here at
congratulate Ethan Ralph on another stunning and incredible Killstream!