Does The Quartering Jeremy Hambly Actually Sell 10,000 Units of Coffee a Month?
The failing coffee cuck has claimed, on numerous occasions, that Coffee Brand Coffee sells in excess of 10,000 units or processes that amount of orders every month.
Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, founder of the failing media endeavor TheQuartering and failing coffee company Coffee Brand Coffee, has claimed, at various times, either that he sells in excess of 10,000 units of coffee every month or that his coffee business processes more than 10,000 orders every month.
Do the publicly available sales numbers support this?
To answer this question, we’ll be looking at the rough monthly sales volume numbers available on Amazon. For particular products, Amazon will tell the customer how many units of that particular product have been sold in the past month. That information is located just below the product title and description, as shown in the screenshot below:
Visiting Coffee Brand Coffee’s Amazon page, we click on the first option, which is “Coffee KCups.”
The products available and their corresponding rough monthly sales volume:
Vanilla Sugar Cookie - no information
Hot Butter Rum - 50+
Butterscotch Toffee - no information
Blueberry Cobbler - 100+
Strawberries ‘n Cream - 50+
Premium Medium Roast - 50+
Gingerbread - 600+
Premium Dark Roast - no information
Spiked Jack-o’-Lantern - no information
Maple Cream - no information
Apple Strudel - no information
Next, we visit “Flavored Coffee,” which offers ground and whole-bean products:
Bourbon Whole Bean - no information
Bourbon Ground - no information
Blueberry Cobbler Whole Bean - no information
Blueberry Cobbler Ground - 100+
Strawberries ‘N Cream Whole Bean - no information
Strawberries ‘N Cream Ground - no information
Butterscotch Whole Bean - 50+
Butterscotch Ground - 50+
Blackberry Cream Ground - no information
Tigers Blood Ground - no information
Spiked Jack-o’-Lantern Ground - no information
Maple Cream Whole Bean - no information
Maple Cream Ground - 50+
Apple Strudel Ground - no information
Apple Strudel Whole Bean - no information
Hot Butter Rum Ground - 50+
Vanilla Sugar Cookie Ground - no information
Next, we go to “Original Roast Coffee”:
Dark Roast Ground - no information
Dark Roast Whole Bean - no information
Double Caffeinated Ground - no information
Double Caffeinated Whole Bean - no information
Light Roast Ground - no information
Light Roast Whole Bean - no information
Silky Ultra Dark Roast Whole Bean - no information
Silky Ultra Dark Roast Ground - no information
Medium Roast Whole Bean - no information
Medium Roast Ground - no information
Finally, we go to “Flavored Coffee - 5LB,” which has both ground and whole-bean options:
Strawberries ‘N Cream Ground - no information
Strawberries ‘N Cream Whole Bean - no information
Butterscotch Toffee Ground - no information
Butterscotch Toffee Whole Bean - no information
Blueberry Cobbler Ground - no information
Blueberry Cobbler Whole Bean - no information
Bourbon Ground - no information
Bourbon Whole Bean - no information
It’s important to note that, just because there is no sales information associated with these products doesn’t mean that no units were sold - just not enough units were sold to warrant Amazon’s note that “50+” were sold, which seems to be the threshold for which Amazon will post that notice.
It’s also important to note that these notes seem to be in increments of 50, so it’s likely that products that sold 50+ sold more than 50 but not 100, because that would probably then trigger the “100+” notice.
So how many units did Hambly actually sell on Amazon in the past year?
Taking only the base numbers, without accounting for the units in between 50 and 100, Coffee Brand Coffee has sold 1,150 units in the past month.
Hambly, for the past couple of livestreams, including this morning’s, claims that last week was a “bonanza” of sales - in fact, “record-setting.”
We here at lolcownews.com do not know how frequently Amazon updates its public-facing sales information, so it’s entirely likely that some of these products that are currently listed as “no information” may actually have sold units recently. It’s also possible that other products may have sold more than they currently show.
What’s clear from this information is that Coffee Brand Coffee does not sell anywhere near 10,000 units, nor process 10,000 orders, a month on Amazon.
Which then leaves Coffee Brand Coffee’s website.
Is it possible that Coffee Brand Coffee sells more than 8,850 units or processes the same number of orders to bridge the gap between its monthly Amazon sales and Hambly’s reported 10,000 monthly figure?
Yes, it is possible.
Probable?
Ask yourself if it’s probable that an independent webstore would sell more of anything than the world’s largest retailer.
We here at lolcownews.com express our doubt.