In his June 12 Rumble-only livestream, failing content creator and coffee maven Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, who is an estimated 473 pounds, dropped what he considered to be profound knowledge.

In reality, anyone with a brainstem would consider the “knowledge” common sense.

The knowledge in question comes from a brief conversation Hambly was having with himself about “watching dumb OnlyFans whores get dunked on” on shows like “Whatever” or “Fresh & Fit.”

“Just wanna offer a little red pill,” Hambly said, lowering his voice to signal the sagacity of the wisdom he was about to impart. “You know why those women go on those shows, right? Does anybody know the real reason they go on these shows and get made fun of?”

Here, Hambly pauses for dramatic effect, letting the pregnant silence swell with anticipation.

The silence is briefly broken by a snotty sniffle from Hambly’s hog nostrils.

“Nearly every single one of them gets massive spikes on their OnlyFans accounts every time.”

Shortly after this revelation, one of Hambly’s dogs enters his studio, and Hambly asks the dog if he ate a bird.

But back to the point made by Hambly: It’s difficult to imagine the type of person for whom this knowledge would be revelatory. Because if these dumb bitches did not get something significant in return for the abuse they receive on these shows, why would they continue to go on?

Why, before OnlyFans, were prostitutes and porn stars frequent guests on podcasts and shows like “Howard Stern?”

Because there’s always been a benefit to these whores subjecting themselves to public mockery.

Because the listeners and viewers of these shows are simp retards and will give these nasty whores their last dollar.

Eyewitnesses of today’s livestream suggest Hambly may have been one such simp retard who saw an OnlyFans whore on a show and subsequently subscribed to her. Perhaps when the disgusting whore did not respond to Hambly’s frequent messaging, Hambly suddenly saw that he’d been scammed, and the sales funnel became clear to him:

Sex worker comes on the show to get abused, providing the show content;

In exchange, a large chunk of the show’s mongoloid audience will subscribe to her OnlyFans in the hopes of seeing nudes and porn, but instead will see only “lewds.”

No word yet on who the OnlyFans whore who opened Hambly’s eyes may have been, but we here at lolcownews.com are hoping it was a troon.

The internet is growing concerned for failing livestreamer Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, known for TheQuartering and his failing Coffee Brand Coffee company.

Recent reports suggest that the obese right-wing grifter’s YouTube Shorts output has drastically declined as of late.

On June 9, Hambly posted three Shorts:

The first video on that day was a clip of a volcano filling with lava. At the beginning of the video, Hambly addresses the viewer, saying, “This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, check this out,” before cutting to the clip and letting it play.

The second video on that day involved a clip of a woman crying after she had crashed her car through a building. Jeremy introduces the clip by asking, “Is it wrong that I enjoyed every minute of this woman’s crashout? Check this out.”

The third and final video of June 9 used a clip filmed by an individual going around her office as she filmed her co-workers’ responses to the question, “How do you like your job?” However, what apparently tickled Hambly pink about this video was that the woman filming applied a live filter to her camera, which distorted her co-workers’ faces to appear as though they were sneering in disgust as they answered the question with variations of, “I like my job.”

Hambly introduced the video by saying, “I’m not convinced she actually likes her job. What do you think? Check this out.”

On June 10, Hambly posted a video using a clip of a man arguing with an insurance adjuster about a claim. Hambly introduces the video by saying, “Insurance companies are beyond corrupt, and this proves it. Check this out.”

On June 11, Hambly posted a video using a clip of a woman addressing an audience and telling a long-winded joke about the differences between men and women, which ends with the punchline, “Women are impossible to please.”

Jeremy introduced the video by saying, “This might be the best explanation between men and women I’ve ever come across. Check this out.”

(Side note: “Best explanation between men and women,” Jeremy? I think you missed a few words there, you inarticulate, illiterate, pill-popping, booze-chugging retard.)

Another video posted June 11 featured a clip about a man and woman on a date arguing about who would pay for the dinner. The man says he will not pay if she will not sleep with him.

Jeremy introduces the clip by saying, “This is modern dating. Yikes! Check this out.”

Concern for Hambly comes from the fact that his YouTube Shorts are relatively straightforward to produce: He browses X and other social media looking for interesting and potentially viral content, to which he then attaches his own inane two-second introductory video, which he films in huge batches (evident from the fact that consecutive Shorts feature Hambly in the same clothing made from window curtains).

He’ll also place his TheQuartering watermark throughout the video, leading to the impression that he is claiming ownership over the content he pulled from social media.

It’s not an overreach to say that Hambly is a filthy, rotten content thief.

So is the sudden lull in Shorts the result of Hambly’s laziness?

Is he sick?

Is he starting to see the futility in using Shorts to try to look like a successful streamer?

Does he finally realize the Shorts viewers are not the long-form content viewers he’s looking for, who will purchase his coffee, give him donations and memberships, and sit through his endless ad reads?

Is Hambly finally LEARNING?

Unlikely, but we’ll keep you updated as this story develops.

In a video posted June 11 titled “GARBAGE HUMANS,” Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, founder of the failing TheQuartering and proprietor of the failing Coffee Brand Coffee, said his coffee makes great stocking stuffers.

Hambly certainly seems to have Christmas on the mind, as discussed in a previous post regarding certain flavors Hambly is currently trying to off-load.

“Stocking stuffers” are generally smaller gifts one purchases in order to fill up Christmas stockings.

Despite extensive research, we here at lolcownews.com were unable to locate any information about any possible “summer stockings” that may need stuffing.

This post by Gourmet Gift Baskets talks about data reporting that, between 2020 and 2024, Americans shopped for Christmas gifts between 26 and 38 days before December 25.

There are currently 197 days until Christmas.

This comment by Jeremy raises many questions:

Is Jeremy Hambly aware of where he is?

Does he know what year it is?

Does he know what time of year it is?

Has the alcohol incapacitated Jeremy Hambly to the point that he thinks anyone is looking for stocking stuffers in June?

The answers to these questions are unclear.

Fans of Ethan Ralph, host of the illustrious KillStream, are tentatively getting their hopes up that the RagePig of yesteryear is finally making a comeback.

Recent streams have shown Ralph employing his trademark holler, which is typically denoted by a sudden shift in tone and attitude.

As one example, during a June 9 stream, noted alog Panhandler made a comment in Ralph’s chat while Ralph was drearily comparing his ex-fiancé, the schizophrenic Blacked.com superwhore Scarlett Hampton, to Ralph’s sick Mexican dog, Benito.

When the chat from Panhandler came in, Ralph’s mood instantly changed to one of righteous anger, and the holler was heard.

“Hey, fuck you, Panhandler,” Ralph said as the wooden chair he sat upon can be heard scraping along the ground as the RagePig made room to hurl around the Gunt. “Why don’t you call in, cocksucker? Why don’t I send you the link, so I can blow your fucking ass out live on air?”

Ralph seems to be implying he wants to verbally dominate Panhandler in a live discussion, but the words he uses suggest otherwise, perhaps giving credence to rumors that Ralph is a homosexual.

In any case, the RagePig continued:

“‘Cause I don’t like you, motherfucker, and you think you’re hot fucking shit.”

At this point, Ralph’s trademark sunglasses, used to hide the dilation of his pupils caused by excessive alcohol and Xanax consumption, are now off, and even through the black-and-white filter, which Ralph uses to hide his skin imperfections (unsuccessfully), the viewer can see in his pig slits a gleam of the fire inside the RagePig.

“I seen you on all these other fucking shows,” Ralph goes on. “You think you’re hot fucking shit. Why don’t you step up?”

Ralph then takes hold of the microphone in his pig hoof and stands, though he still has to bend over to stay in view of the camera, whereas other more competent streamers might tilt the camera upward so they can stand upright, which is an objectively more imposing stance.

“Why don’t you come on this show right-fucking-now, you pussy fucking FAG?”

It’s unclear whether Ralph meant “pussy-fucking fag,” which would imply that Panhandler is a faggot who likes to fuck pussy, or whether he was calling Panhandler a “pussy, fucking fag.”

However, the interpretation doesn’t really matter. What mattered is that, in that moment, Ralph was building up steam.

“Why don’t you come on the REAL FUCKING ARENA, the REAL FUCKING HOME OF BLOODSPORTS, you pussy FUCK?”

Ralph is now smacking the table to emphasize certain words and increase his intimidation factor - indifferent to, or perhaps unaware of, even after all these years and with multiple people having told him, the fact that he is incapable of being intimidating. He is in fact an impotent RagePig.

“Oh, MLC (Misery Loves Company, another livestream), all this faggot boomer shit!”

It’s important to note here that Ralph is not wrong about MLC, hosted by faggot boomer retard extraordinaire Kevin Brennan. MLC is strictly faggot boomer shit.

“Why don’t you come where BLOOD IS SPILT, MOTHERFUCKER?”

After slinging more repetitive invective that is not worth reprinting, Ralph goes on to say that he “doesn’t know that much about” Panhandler, “but we’re gonna find out a lot more about you very soon, cocksucker.”

Ralph then announces the start of Cruel Summer II, referencing the “Cruel Summer” of 2022, during which Ralph feuded with disgraced right-wing-commentator retard and rumored rapist Elijah Schaffer. Despite what an absolute vile piece of shit Schaffer is, his profile is still much higher than some anonymous chatter like Panhandler. The fact that Ralph is choosing this chatter as his enemy for Cruel Summer II is representative of just how far the RagePig has fallen in terms of relevance in just four years.

Ralph then seems to imply a new website he is helping to start will be a useful tool in finding out more about Panhandler.

“We (the site) are gonna play by KiwiFarms rules,” Ralph said.

KiwiFarms has been the bane of Ralph’s existence for many years, although the forum, which monitors and catalogues the foibles of lolcows from various pockets and crevices of the internet, has been relatively indifferent to the activities of Ethan Ralph for a while now. This new site seems to be his attempt to get back into the online conversation and reclaim the lost attention Ralph so desperately craves.

In any case, the holler was quickly extinguished when another chatter sent in a Powerchat about Ralph’s latest mortal enemy, Nick Rekieta, which was like a bucket of ice water on a candle flame. Yet again, the RagePig retreated into mumbling, leaving the audience in anxious anticipation of when he would turn back up.

We here at lolcownews.com are elated each time we see Ethan Ralph holler, and we hope to see more.

Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, also known as TheQuartering, announced in his first video posted on June 11 that the video would have no ad for his failing Coffee Brand Coffee company.

Hambly frequently incorporates ads for the business in his videos, begging his indifferent boomer retard audience to buy his shitty coffee, so the announcement came as a surprise to many, including this reporter.

The announcement was, of course, followed up by an ad for Coffee Brand Coffee.

“I know thousands of you have received your coffee already,” Hambly said as he sloppily and breathlessly clicked over to Coffee Brand Coffee’s Amazon page. “I’m gonna ask you - you don’t have to buy anything!”

(Side note: Thank you for allowing us NOT to buy anything, Jeremy, it was much needed.)

“If you’ve purchased our coffee from Amazon, go back to the page, go to the product you bought,” Hambly went on. “I’m telling you - I’m BEGGING you, it would help me SO much - whatever you bought, you click on it, you scroll down, keep scrolling until the customer reviews, and then you can write a customer review. Including pictures is extra credit.”

What extra credit, Jeremy? Can we use that extra credit to purchase good coffee on Amazon?

This is a frequent tactic used by Hambly, one that might be called Schrödinger’s ad. The comparison of Hambly’s antics to Schrödinger’s cat comes from KinoCasino co-host PPP, who called Hambly “Schrödinger’s beggar.” As Schrödinger’s cat both exists and does not exist simultaneously, Hambly is both a millionaire and broke at the same time.

Likewise, the Coffee Brand Coffee ad in the June 11 video both exists and does not exist.

On a June 11 livestream, Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, alternatively known as TheQuartering and CofeeCow (trademarked lolcownews.com), played videos directly on the X website.

In view during these videos was a sidebar in the X interface displaying the message, “Your Premium subscription is expiring! Keep the best of X, Blue checkmark, Reply boost, increased Grok limits and much more.”

Considering Hambly’s well-known preoccupation with X (which recently prompted a 20-day hiatus from the website) and his reliance on Grok to generate scripts on such topics as America’s addiction to DoorDash, it’s unclear why Hambly would be in danger of having his X Premium subscription lapse.

X currently offers three tiers of Premium: Basic at $3 a month, Premium at $8 a month, and Premium+ at $40 a month.

Hambly has done very well for himself as a YouTube ragebait slop-poster and has, at various times, proclaimed himself to be a millionaire, complete with a collection of Rolexes, planes for both himself and his wife, a water-cooled PlayStation 5, and a saltwater aquarium in his home.

Conversely, he’s also painted himself as desperately indebted and begging his audience to buy his coffee and send in Superchats and purchase channel memberships.

There’s no denying that Hambly’s YouTube views have dropped off in just the last year. His videos, which used to get hundreds of thousands of views, now frequently struggle to make it past 50,000 views. And with the drop-off in views comes the inevitable drop-off in ad revenue.

Given all this, it’s a fair question to ask: Can Jeremy Hambly not afford a $3-a-month X Premium subscription?

Some speculate it’s because he’s a broke bum bitch, but no official confirmation has been received.

We’ll keep you updated when and if Hambly renews his X Premium subscription.

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Failing livestreamer Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, a.k.a. TheQuartering, has announced his failing coffee company, Coffee Brand Coffee, is almost sold out of its Gingerbread flavor.

Yes, you read that correctly: Coffee Brand Coffee is selling a gingerbread-flavored coffee in June.

It’s highly unusual for a coffee company to sell what is considered a seasonal flavor out of season.

For example, Starbucks, a coffee company whose success Hambly can’t even conceive of in his wildest dreams, lists their gingerbread-flavored coffee as only available from October to January.

Traditionally, gingerbread is a Christmas flavor, inspired by the well-known tradition of building gingerbread houses. For more information on the history of gingerbread and its link to Christmas, read “A Short History of Gingerbread” by Sam Bilton.

Considering the fact that gingerbread, like eggnog, is not really something people are asking for in June, one has to wonder whether Hambly’s gingerbread coffee is left over from the Christmas season. If so, is the coffee still safe to drink?

Perhaps even more perplexing is the fact that Hambly, at least until recently, was also still selling a flavor of coffee called Spiked Jack-o-Lantern, though he said in a livestream on June 10, “I think we’re out of Spiked Jack-o-Lantern.”

On the Coffee Brand Coffee website, the Spiked Jack-o-Lantern flavor is described as capturing “the cozy magic of autumn…Embrace the spirit of Halloween with this enchanting coffee.”

We here at lolcownews.com feel it incumbent upon ourselves to once again point out that it is June.

While it’s strange that Hambly would sell autumnal and Christmas flavors in June, what is perhaps even more concerning is the intellectual capacities of the individuals who actually purchased these flavors at this point in the year. We here at lolcownews.com think perhaps these individuals should be under the strict supervision of dementia specialists.

Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin, best known for his failing media outfit TheQuartering and also his failing coffee company, Coffee Brand Coffee, is on a tear posting about recently convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony.

As of the morning of June 11, the 15 latest videos on TheQuartering’s YouTube channel were all about Anthony. Prior to these, in the last 12 days, Hambly posted another nine videos all about Anthony.

This is not the first time Hambly has become notably obsessed with an individual embroiled in controversy.

Most famously, Hambly’s channel was, for a time, littered with videos about actress Brie Larson, who starred in the 2019 film “Captain Marvel” and was much-despised by right-wing commentators - most of whom are more entertaining and charismatic than the obese Hambly.

Comments made by Larson in the lead-up to “Captain Marvel’s” release enraged belligerents in the so-called “culture war,” creating an environment that was ripe for outrage content.

Hambly jumped on the opportunity and amassed hundreds of millions of views criticizing Larson. In total, Hambly made more than 270 videos all centering on Larson.

To his credit, Hambly thanked Larson for his success by adorning the walls of a shed on his Wisconsin property with posters of Larson as Captain Marvel and can be seen kissing his fingers and planting the kiss on the forehead of the two-dimensional Larson.

Sources close to TheQuartering say the sudden obsession with Anthony has been quick, all-consuming, but not unforeseeable. Like his previous obsession with Larson, they speculate the obsession with Anthony has been fueled by attraction.

“He used to be attracted to women,” said one source who spoke to lolcownews.com on condition of anonymity. “But he talks a lot about ‘cucking,’ and I think that has kind of changed his tastes.”

‘Cucking’ is a term, used in this context, to describe a person who likes to watch their significant other get fucked by other guys.

When asked whether Anthony being black played any role in Hambly’s supposed attraction to the convicted murderer, the source said they were not sure. Additionally, it’s unknown whether any of the men who may or may not have fucked Hambly’s wife have been black. Considering black people make up roughly 7 percent of the Wisconsin population, it’s more than likely the majority of the theoretical liaisons would be white.

“There’s just something about Karmelo - Jeremy calls him ‘my Melo’ in private - there’s just something about Melo that really gets Jeremy going,” said the source.

Whether Hambly will be able to milk as much content out of Anthony as he did from Larson remains to be seen.